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Death Switch Catastrophe
- Published_at:2012-11-30
- Category:Comedy
- Channel:5secondfilms
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- description: Warning: The 5-Second Film you are about to see or have already seen contains extreme gore, scenes of cannibalism, self-mutilation and young children in peril. Parents are strongly cautioned. Under no circumstances expose young people to scenes or...
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The Last Dinosaur
- Published_at:2012-11-29
- Category:Comedy
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- description: "Time Enough At Last...To Wank" was the weirdest episode of Kidz' Twilight Zone that Nick Jr. ever aired, and really made things awkward for the show's time slot partner, "Blowjay the Whale." Animation by Chris Allison from http://www.Toonhole.com...
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Game of Love
- Published_at:2012-11-28
- Category:Comedy
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- description: These ported Japanese dating sims are oddly accurate about the central Los Angeles dating scene, even if they don't fully grasp the English language. Come to think of it though, when I'm trying to pick up on a medium difficulty girl, I often don't am...
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New Restaurant Old Couple
- Published_at:2012-11-24
- Category:Comedy
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- description: They base their whole schedule around when new, oddly named restaurants are opening, and when they're busy screwing each other's friends and relatives. It's their favorite activity to do together/decidedly not together.
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The First Thanksgiving
- Published_at:2012-11-23
- Category:Comedy
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- description: Thanksjesus is keen to point out white devils of all shapes and sizes, as well as Dust Devils, dirt devils, and deviled eggs. If you ever catch him accidentally playing devil's advocate on an issue, you get to go to ThanksHeaven for free. It's in the Bible.
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People Saying Important Things Into Wine Glasses
- Published_at:2012-11-23
- Category:Comedy
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- description: Saying important things sucks and drinking wine kicks ass. The solution, ladies and gentlemen, is obvimhmmmrbbbllbllbrmmblr.
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Old Fashioned Stalker
- Published_at:2012-11-22
- Category:Comedy
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- description: He even takes time to cut individual letters out of magazines to spell things like "I WILL STRING YOUR LONG INTESTINE AROUND YOUR MAILBOX." What a thoughtful guy, right? I mean, who even reads magazines anymore?
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Meanwhile In Colorado...
- Published_at:2012-11-17
- Category:Comedy
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- description: See, the problem here is that Prop 472B passed as well, which states that aggro Colorado cops, denied the chance to bust in some stoner hippie heads, have free reign to travel to other states and commit manslaughter or even murder if they so choose. I...
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Never Gonna Drink Again
- Published_at:2012-11-15
- Category:Comedy
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- description: He's a great party wingman until your liquor starts to taste like water. Then he becomes something else entirely.
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Tramp Stamp
- Published_at:2012-11-14
- Category:Comedy
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- description: Her friends tried to stop her from getting more, but it was too late: She was addicted. The next day, she breezed into a sketchy ink parlor in Chinatown, asking to get the Chinese symbol for "I'm dissatisfied with where I've ended up in life and I'm...
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Viral Video
- Published_at:2012-11-10
- Category:Comedy
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- description: "Dying Kid" eventually hit #1 on iTunes for 12 solid weeks, even though it was just a dialysis machine beep set to a David Guetta beat. He was invited to come onto Jimmy Fallon but he was dead. And Gawker ran articles on it for weeks, generating...
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Say Anything Louder
- Published_at:2012-11-08
- Category:Comedy
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- description: Peter Gabriel has a pretty obscure B-Side called "Attention Mother: Your Daughter is Upstairs Making Out With My Mortal Enemy, The Jock" from the 80′s, but it's really hard to locate a tape of it in a record store for anything less than $1200.
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New Voting Method
- Published_at:2012-11-06
- Category:Comedy
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- description: There was a lot of controversy in the media that this new method was prejudiced against non-buff minorities and elderly folk, but screw it, they should just do more crossfit if they're so upset about voting for the wrong guy, bros.
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What Were You...
- Published_at:2012-11-03
- Category:Comedy
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- description: Frankie and Cinnamon would see each other three more times during the course of Frankie's annual Vegas trips with his golfing buddies. By the third time, Frankie had broken a leg trying to jump four floors into the hot tub of the MGM Grand, and...
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A Real Found Footage Horror Movie
- Published_at:2012-11-02
- Category:Comedy
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- description: Ah, but putting down the camera precludes you from spawning a $600 million blockbuster horror franchise, with a new installment every October. Should your friends die, or should you go broke trying to be a filmmaker? I think your friends would want...
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The Dorian Gray Diet
- Published_at:2012-10-31
- Category:Comedy
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- description: Satanic magical Faustian-bargain horrifying twist-ending diet fads never work. Just eat less, move more and supplement with the occasional cursed talisman.
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Siri-ous Help
- Published_at:2012-10-27
- Category:Comedy
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- description: Apple Maps does a great, great, GREAT job of finding long-lost and even deceased dads. To the point that Apple CEO Tim Cook, when presented with this information, seriously considered just changing the name of the app to Apple Dads.
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Opposite Day
- Published_at:2012-10-25
- Category:Comedy
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- description: They later suffered massive head trauma when they rode bikes backwards on the 10 West Interstate heading East, pedaling with their hands and holding their breath. The doctor declared them dead, shook their feet hello and released them from the...
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Time Travel Phone
- Published_at:2012-10-23
- Category:Comedy
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- description: Seeing as how each phone call sets you back $15,000, Mark has reason to be angry with his past self. Sadly, the anger creates a cycle of phone bills that can seemingly never be broken.
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Kelsey's Big Hollywood Break
- Published_at:2012-10-13
- Category:Comedy
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- description: If all these Kelseys teamed up, they could form some sort of Voltron-Kelsey with each girl operating a different limb, and thus contribute to the physicality of the audition with their own unique kicking, punching and laser-blasting skills. But no,...
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Germaphobe's Dilemma
- Published_at:2012-10-11
- Category:Comedy
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- description: Anti-venom actually forms a chemical compound with dirt to create Mountain Dew Baja Blast, which they can enjoy after he sucks the venom out.
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Kid In The Road
- Published_at:2012-10-06
- Category:Comedy
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- description: There's a whole section in the traffic code devoted to this exact problem: If there's a kid in the road, and you don't joke about it, and you hit him, it becomes funny and you get a $35 citation for not joking about it.
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The Confidence Fairy
- Published_at:2012-10-05
- Category:Comedy
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- description: Confidence fairies tend to speak in dirty, dirty shorthand. They also dispense with the usual devil horns or halos, claiming they "don't believe in labels, just a good hummer under the desk before the senate meeting."
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Small Talk
- Published_at:2012-10-03
- Category:Comedy
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- description: Big People Abortions, Big People Economy, Big People K-Stew and R-Patz...it can be exhausting to hear this guy talk about important matters all the time.
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Pooper
- Published_at:2012-10-02
- Category:Comedy
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- description: Triple-ply max comfort aloe vera toilet paper has been invented. But 30 years from now, it will have been outlawed. It will be used only by the criminal underworld when they're out of the normal stuff and need an uncommonly soothing substitute.
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Emergency Exit
- Published_at:2012-09-29
- Category:Comedy
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- description: The fire department calls this building "The Sarlac Pit." The students of Brimbleton Community College call it West Hamley Hall.
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Prescribing a Friend
- Published_at:2012-09-27
- Category:Comedy
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- description: The URL "Sup-paws-itories.com" is still available, in case anyone wants to capitalize on the hot new inserting-animals-into-your-rectum-to-fix-psychological-problems craze. Probably because the pun is just a bit too "smart for the room."
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Hope, Time & Broccoli
- Published_at:2012-09-22
- Category:Comedy
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- description: It was around the time he received the suicide note from the carrot that he knew things had to change. Get busy growin', or get busy fryin', in a stir-fry of some sort...that's gotdamn right.
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Stay Out of Bad Pun Neighborhood
- Published_at:2012-09-14
- Category:Comedy
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- description: For a while, their territory was marked by a picture of a sad-looking key making a pouty face. When no one seemed to understand that "Key Pout" meant "Keep Out," they started taking matters into their own vans. And when hanging out in the vans wasn't...
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Family Double Dare
- Published_at:2012-09-08
- Category:Comedy
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- description: Not only did he wind up destroying the Physical Challenge, he even won a pair of L.A. Lights and "A trip to Space Camp" -- which is code for "No child support payments, ever."
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