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The Greatest Best Man Speech Ever?
- Published_at:2014-07-13
- Category:People & Blogs
- Channel:Spencer Loveridge
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- description: To use this video in a commercial player or in broadcasts, please email licensing@storyful.com The rap I did as part of my best man speech. Hommage paid to the GLC: Lyrics: Dangerous! As he likes to be known, Got him down as Arsemark on my phone, You can call him Archy, You can call him Davies, Let him in your house and your gonna have to brave this Storm! of farts and sweat, Gonna leave a hefty stink on that you can bet, He'll be swearing! And shouting too, Make sure your mothers not around cos he'll turn the air blue, CHORUS He's the.....all singing (Lukey!) He's the.....all dancing (Lukey!) He's the.....all swearing (Lukey!) He's the Lukey Davies! Over Karens! he's often about On sunday afternoon after eating her out, Of house and home! And when theres nothing left to go fer, It's off for a kip on Nigels sofa A two meat roast, both beef and lamb, Into his face, he likes to cram, When he's eating and you're in earshot he's ever so loud, I know Mel and Pat must be ever so proud BREAKDOWN He's a culinary genius, A sandwich magician, Red like tomato, A bacon technician He spits when he talks, Farts all day long, At the drop of a hat, He'll break into song CHORUS He's the.....all singing (Lukey!) He's the.....all dancing (Lukey!) He's the.....all swearing (Lukey!) He's the Lukey Davies! Love is blind, or so the saying goes, But you've never seen him wipe bogeys on your windows Thing is though, It's Lewy that's in for a treat, Spending the rest of her life not getting any sleep, If hes passed out in Cardiff and I hate to be cruel You could probably hear him snoring if you were in the Ponytpool If it wasn't so tragic you'd have to laugh, Lying next to the Banshee of Llandaff Lewy's really found the perfect Hubby, but as we all know he's a little bit grubby Eating bacon with his hands, from a pasta bowl, Why is there jam on the remote control?! And after he's been to the loo, It wont be smelling of flowers Its actually probably best not go in there, for the next 24 hours And if that wasnt enough you've got to put up us too, Too late Lewy, You've already said "I do" CHORUS He's the.....all singing (Lukey!) He's the.....all dancing (Lukey!) He's the.....all swearing (Lukey!) He's the Lukey Davies! He used to have his hair, just like Sonic, At 32 years old, It looked something chronic, I marched him down the barbers much to his disgrace And now he just looks like Ricky Gervais On to his face Look at it from afar, Do recall how he got that scar? Roaming the forests, Fighting with wild beasts? Or Crash landing a plane in the middle East? Or was it that time he was swimming in the nile, Playing Mick dundee Wrestling with crocodiles? Scapping with a bloke that was 10 times bigger? Or did just trip over that postman pat slipper? CHORUS He's the.....all singing (Lukey!) He's the.....all dancing (Lukey!) He's the.....all swearing (Lukey!) He's the Lukey Davies! He's a magician! make sure you're en guard His sorcery will leave you mentally scarred A coin from your ear, just like a pro Oh my god! Where did that pencil go!? You can hear him, from miles away Cos his massive gob has lots to say If he cant be seen then he'll always be heard, Down Cardiff City screaming for the bluebirds Late at night is his new thing, When he invites you home to sample his boxing, Better watch out he might do you harm, Cos hes got Lenny strength in that right arm CHORUS He's the.....all singing (Lukey!) He's the.....all dancing (Lukey!) He's the.....all swearing (Lukey!) He's the Lukey Davies! He's the.....all shouting(Lukey!) He's the.....all eating (Lukey!) He's the.....all sweating (Lukey!) He's the Lukey Davies! He's your friend with the red face (face), He is all ov-er the place (place) And if he greets you with an embrace (brace) Better wash your hands though just in case (he's so loud, he's got a red face) (he's so loud, he's got a red face) (he's so loud, he's got a red face) (he's so loud, he's got a red face) Voice over He's the one youll find at 6 in the morning swilling a bottle of jack daniels shouting an tha' Making a nuisance of himself, you know, Dancing round the front room, keep Lewy awake...... Big finish He's an onion eating, small feeting, big competing, warm greeting, Fifa beating, toilet seating, Sweety treating, Twitter tweeting Guitar playing, slightly greying, Oft' delaying, late paying, Bluebird baying, Nerve fraying, Drunken swaying, Just saying Glove fighting, nail biting big shiteing, fart ignighting, Children frightening, crowd delighting mind enlightening, bottom tightening Alrighting? All nighting, white lightning, naked sighting, silence blighting, song writing, kind of guuuuuuuuuyyyyyy
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