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I bleached my hair
- Published_at:2019-07-30
- Category:Comedy
- Channel:Joana Ceddia
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- description: THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853 JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 To bleach or not to bleach, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The yellows and whites of outrageous blondness, Or to take a comb against a head of hair And by opposing end them. To bleach—to dye, No more; and by a bleach to say we end The brunette and the thousand follicles That hair is heir to: 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be styled. To dye, to bleach ; To bleach, perchance to tone—ay, there's the rub: For in that bleach of death what breakage may come, When we have washed off this conditioner, Must give us pause—there's the respect That makes calamity of so long hair. For who would bear the whips and burns of peroxide, Th'hairdresser's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The burns of applied bleach, the toner's delay, The insolence of box dye, and the spurns That patient merit of th'blondness takes, When he himself might his mane of hair make With a 30 volume developer? Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ewww_its_jo... Twitter: https://twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: https://www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana P.O Box: Now closed If you want to translate the video: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_cs_p... Current sub count: 2,496,660 With love, Janet Cackson
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| 2019-08-01 | 2,183,114 | 201,230 | 32,030 |
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| 2019-08-02 | 3,037,835 | 233,840 | 35,838 |
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| 2019-08-03 | 3,780,627 | 278,686 | 39,466 |
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