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5 DUMB DATING DRAMAS
- Published_at:2013-08-04
- Category:People & Blogs
- Channel:Onision
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- description: Arguments in relationships are often dumb, these are especially dumb :P Dale, Vicky & Angus are all in this sketch :) ORIGINAL SCRIPT 1. Mullet: Man my gurl never uses her mouth, know what I mean? Dale: Have you tried washing & grooming yourself. Mullet: No. Dale: You're an idiot. 2. Vickie: Dale, we haven't slept together in weeks. Dale: That's because you make me wear protection. Vickie: Well I don't want to have a baby!! Dale: So you get to enjoy it, but I don't? That's fair. Vickie: Well! I don't have another option!! Dale: BIRTH CONTROL 3. Mullet: She says I don't love her if I make her sign a prenup. Dale: You mean, she say you don't love her, if you want to remove money from the equation? Mullet: ...wut? Dale: Without a prenup, marriage is a business & relationship agreement, with one, it means you marry just for love, that's it. Mullet: That manipulative b***h. Dale: Yep. 4. Vickie: Dale, you never pay attention to me!!! Dale: Well maybe if you had a JOB, I wouldn't have to work so much. Vickie: YOU ARE EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE!!! Dale: You are FINANCIALLY ABUSIVE!!! Vickie: You don't talk to women like that!!! Dale: YOU YELLED AT ME FIRST!!! Vickie: We're equal partners!!! Respect me like one! Dale: PARTNERS PULL THEIR OWN WEIGHT YOU JERRY SPRINGER WATCHING COUCH POTATO!!! Vickie: UUUUGHH!!! Dale: OK! I'll just get back to paying your bills! 5. Mullet: When does Dale get home? Vickie: Oh he's a cop, he works late. Mullet: Oh man, a cop's wife, that's hot. Vicket: Mmmhmmm... *pulls shirt* Dale: What are you doing? Mullet: AHH!! Vickie: OH MY GOD YOU'RE HOME!!! Dale: My best friend & my wife... Mullet: We're just humans, we're designed to be promiscuous. Vickie: Yeah, and this was an accident. Dale: I arrest penty of humans who have accidents every day. Vickie: DALE! Dale: And you two have the right to remain silent, but this time, for good *lifts gun* Mullet: OH GOD PLEASE!!! Vickie: DALE!!! Dale: *holsters weapon* JK, I was actually just delivering surprise divorce papers Mullet: Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you, Dale's divorcing you. Vickie: HUUHHH!!!? Dale: Oh, and thanks for signing a prenup, you can get out of my house now *throws papers in her face* Vickie: *sobs hysterically* WHY VAG**A!!! WHY!!!!! Contact Me http://onision.net/contact YouTube http://youtube.com/Onision Facebook http://facebook.com/onision Tumblr http://onision.com
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