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Where Are the Missing Ballots? - SOUTH PARK
- Published_at:2020-11-04
- Category:Comedy
- Channel:South Park Studios
- tags: Missing Ballots Voting Ballots Mail In Ballots Stolen Ballots Voting Recount Election 2020 Go Vote Voting Your Vote Counts South Park mickey mouse cartman south park star wars south park disney stormtrooper
- description: Cartman and Mr. Mouse reach an agreement about the missing ballots. "Obama Wins!" S16 Subscribe to South Park: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7R27sAWc_DqOldtI1JcYhQ?sub_confirmation=1 Watch more South Park: https://www.youtube.com/southpark About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/southpark Twitter: https://twitter.com/southpark Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/southpark #SouthPark #SouthParkS16 EXT. SLEEPING BEAUTY'S CASTLE - DAY An orchestral parody of WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR is playing as the camera slowly TRACKS IN on the castle. Then an AT-AT walker comes through frame and some tie fighters ROAR through in formation. INT. SLEEPING BEAUTY'S CASTLE - DAY Mickey walks angrily down a hallway away from camera- he gets to a pair of blaster doors that open, revealing Cartman being led in by two stormtroopers. Cartman has his hands bound in front of him. He's wearing only a T-shirt that says 'Lil Stinker' and no hat. STORMTROOPER We found him, sir. But still no sign of the missing ballots. MICKEY MOUSE Go on, leave us alone. Ha, ha. The troopers leave and the blast doors close. Mickey turns to walk down the hallway and Cartman walks next to him. MICKEY MOUSE Now listen little boy, the reason this country WORKS is because people go out and VOTE. Every vote counts, and- CARTMAN Cut the crap, mouse. You only care about the election results because Romney would have been tougher on the Chinese. Mickey stops and turns to Cartman. MICKEY MOUSE Why don't you just tell me where the missing ballots are? It'll make your death a lot less painful, ha, ha. Cartman turns and walks to the balcony edge. CARTMAN Trust me, they're somewhere NOBODY will ever find them. If you kill me then Obama will stay President and you'll lose Star Wars to the Chinese forever. Mickey takes out a light saber and lights it. Cartman looks over his shoulder. MICKEY MOUSE Pretty neat, huh? How would you like to have one? CARTMAN I can get those at Kmart. If you want me to switch sides you'll have to do better than that. MICKEY MOUSE Like what? CARTMAN I want a part in the new movies. MICKEY MOUSE Well then, why didn't you just come to ME in the first place?! If you wanna be in the next Star Wars, I'm your guy, ha ha! Cartman turns to Mickey. CARTMAN I get to be Luke Skywalker's son. And there has to be a character called Jewbacca. MICKEY MOUSE You can be Luke's son you can be Han Solo's son - I don't give two shits and a popsicle. CARTMAN REALLY? Well then I suppose that making the votes public -- is the right thing to do. I can get the ballots for you. But if I'm going to smuggle them here I'm gonna need a blaster and a tauntaun. MICKEY MOUSE Sure thing! I got tauntauns coming out my asshole! Ha, ha! CARTMAN Ha, ha! MICKEY MOUSE Ha, ha! CARTMAN Ha, ha!
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