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Eat It Don't Tweet It by American Hipster + Key of Awesome
- Published_at:2012-03-27
- Category:Shows
- Channel:barelypolitical
- tags: food porn, barely political, key of awesome, american hipster, twitter, Instagram, tweet, post, kolour kult, color cult, gourmet, local cuisine, Facebook status, artisan, music video, photo, picture, synth pop, dishes, restaurant, lobster, cupcake, foie gras, grizzly bear, cooking, show, comedy, funny, hilarious, spoof, parody, ramsay's kitchen, Giada DeLaurentiis
- description: Watch the Behind the Awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM01qy1x8fE Subscribe to our friends American Hipster! http://bit.ly/AHsubscribe Watch Lobster and Cupcake as Hipster Grandmas! http://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL272F7A746654EFC3 Check out our second Channel! http://www.youtube.com/awesome http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=awesome Please Like, Favorite, and Subscribe! http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical The Key of Awesome Website! http://www.thekeyofawesome.com Buy your 2012 DigiTour Tickets! http://www.thedigitour.com KOA Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Mark's stuff: http://youtube.com/markdouglas http://twitter.com/markdouglas73 Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Download the song for FREE in mp3! http://americanhipster.tv/Eat_It_Dont_Tweet_It.zip Subscribe to the Newsletter of Awesome! http://eepurl.com/iKFpr TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical https://twitter.com/#!/thekeyofawesome Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113 CREDITS Produced by Seedwell http://seedwell.com Directed by Peter Furia Written by Peter Furia and Mark Douglas Line Producer: Sam Speiser Director of Photography: Tyler McPherron Edited by Steve Flavin Food Stylist: Jill Santopietro Music courtesy of THE KOLOUR KULT http://thekolourkult.com LYRICS Life is a dish, best served hot, And a dish is a book with a menacing plot, And a plot is a song, dipped in sauce, That was simmered in a pan with a demi-glaze, I'm just a kid, in a candy shop, Of culinary dreams that can't be stopped, On a search for the perfect ingredients, To post on my social medias. You are pathetic, we're not photogenic Hurry it up we're getting cold, Come down here and taste us, don't humiliate us, No one gives a damn bout what you post Artisan bread, dipped in artisan cheese, dipped in artisan nuts, dipped in artisan greens, Artisan heirloom radicchio, This carpaccio's f-ing ridiculo, A little foie gras and tuna tartare Black truffle butter chickweed, ha ha ha! I'm just a guy with a camera, In your feed with foods as my canvassa, Lobster bisque buttered lightly See you in the bowl and need you inside me I love soup - don't call me a Nazi I'm more like culinary paparazzi Or gastronomic Annie Leibowitz Can't see the food, could you move your tits? It's unthinkable to dine out and not record it Want the world to know I can f*cking afford it Don't take my picture, don't put me on twitter Just get it over with and eat You could not be dumber, get off of Tumblr I'm more than just a piece of meat I want lucious cupcakes but can't do gluten Broke out in hives from a mere fig newton A sick addiction to Ramsey's kitchen I can't stop lickin my television One day the phone rang, was truly blessed I won a contest to be on Runway Chef A show about a model who also makes food Seemed appropriate, I be in the nude, She was stuffing and tossing and dripping sauce I was shooting and looting and gitting lost In the moment of foregone purity Got escorted out by security Walked down the stairs, then out of nowhere Came a big pretentious grizzly bear He snapped a pic and then dined on me Oh what a tale of irony Don't take my photo, you brown furry mofo The pain in my heart is very real I need a martini, I feel like sashimi You gave me the raw end of the deal
| ranked in date | views | likes | Comments | ranked in country (#position) |
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| 2012-03-30 | 196,528 | 4,469 | 1,215 |
( ,#64)
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| 2012-03-31 | 256,769 | 4,849 | 1,325 |
(,#35)
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